Competition

Small Dick Comp. - $22

We all know that men buy big trucks to compensate for penis size. It's a proven fact! But what you may not be aware of is a trendy competition sweeping Redneck and Hillbilly towns all over America: Small Dick Competitions.

These competitions are a sure sign that men with tiny penises are learning to accept and be proud of their sexual handicap. Thats right, Guys with tiny penises, wee-little penises, itty-bitty penises and no penis at all are owning their misfortune and celebrating their community through competitions that compare truck size and equate it to penis size. Not all guys have absurdly small penises, but these men do. And they hav no shame in their game!